THE ROADKILL TRUCK HAS BEEN STOLEN(updated LOL)

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01/26/2017 at 13:17 • Filed to: None

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OF ALL THE CARS TO STEAL,. REALLY?!?!?!

man are they going to get fucked....

EDIT: Lololol really?

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DISCUSSION (43)


Kinja'd!!! S65 > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 12:39

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Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 12:45

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I know thieves aren’t smart. But damn that thing is super fucking famous. I guarantee it’ll be spotted within a few weeks.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 12:46

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They probably knew excactly what they were doing, I’ll bet they just wanted the engine.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 12:47

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I don’t get it. It just looks like a shitty truck to anyone that didn’t know what it was. Also, they must have flat bedded it out because shit is loud yo.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 12:50

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I mean it’s not like it is well known and makes quite a racket, oh wait. Hopefully they are able to find it before it ends up stripped.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 12:52

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Did they take it down? Its not coming up in my feed...


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > CalzoneGolem
01/26/2017 at 12:53

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they probably knew what it was. odds are its already been stripped for the drive train. DF did mention its got like 25K worth of motor and trans in it.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 12:53

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They should use a different pic to clarify which truck they’re talking about. That Dodge isn’t far enough in the background to avoid confusion.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Urambo Tauro
01/26/2017 at 12:54

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the muscle truck is well known enough that they dont need to.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 12:55

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I agree, but I’m trying to look at this from the perspective of someone who might not already be a fan.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 12:57

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That thing is 90% motor and trans and 10% truck shell haha.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
01/26/2017 at 12:59

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Well they aren’t going to drive it around they’ll probably strip out the motor and trans and discard the rest. That being said ... A little bodywork and a paint job and it would be completely unrecognizable.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 13:09

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Yup. Steal a heavily modified car and sell off the parts online over time.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 13:12

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I feel like vehicle theft is punished too lightly


Kinja'd!!! Needmoargarage > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 13:13

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Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem
01/26/2017 at 13:14

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That thing is 98% motor and trans and 2% truck shell haha.

FTFY


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 13:18

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Hilarious update, it wasn’t stolen. It was towed from the hotel parking lot because they thought it was abandoned.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Alfalfa
01/26/2017 at 13:19

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I updated it after I stopped laughing at the Facebook post


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 13:22

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holy fuck that’s hilarious.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 13:22

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#FakeNews


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 13:23

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Wait, it has plates, doesn’t it? I’d like to hear what part of its “abandoned” look justified a tow.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Urambo Tauro
01/26/2017 at 13:28

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Me too. Hotel might have been super fucking pretentious. But still, after 1 night? And the car IS clean.

I’ll update as I get more.


Kinja'd!!! Pickup_man > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 13:31

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Well, glad they got it back. That’s pretty funny.


Kinja'd!!! Hammerdown > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 13:33

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It was a LaQuinta, so how pretentious can they be?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 13:37

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Often it’s the tow companies just unilaterally deciding they need some money, so they take it upon themselves to tow.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Hammerdown
01/26/2017 at 13:37

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Who knows. But this does confirm it was towed out. Everyone would have heard it otherwise. Person/company who called for its tow should foot the bill in either case


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 13:38

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!

That is the most Roadkill thing EVAR.


Kinja'd!!! Hammerdown > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 13:43

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I’m guessing there’s one pissed off Frieburger in a hotel lobby right now.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Hammerdown
01/26/2017 at 13:44

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Id be pretty god dam ticked off too


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 13:45

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That’s hilarious!


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Hammerdown
01/26/2017 at 14:32

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Along with one Finnegan who can barely stand up due to laughter.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > shop-teacher
01/26/2017 at 14:39

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I hope Freiburger said some nice words to the towing company.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 14:41

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For what it’s worth, I’ve never even heard of the muscle truck. I also don’t watch Roadkill. I would imagine there’s probably a whole lot more of my kind out there than people that would know what it is. I tend to agree with UT.


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Urambo Tauro
01/26/2017 at 14:42

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Can you say lawsuit? Because I can.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
01/26/2017 at 14:43

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I get the sense that that isn’t his style. I, on the other hand, would probably unload on them .... after I got my vehicle back.


Kinja'd!!! cesariojpn > Urambo Tauro
01/26/2017 at 14:59

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The mismatched body panels? I dunno, i’ve seen cars tagged and towed just for PARKING overnight on some properties.


Kinja'd!!! cesariojpn > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 15:00

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This totally should be a Roadkill episode. NOT behind the damn MOTD paywall!!


Kinja'd!!! cesariojpn > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 15:03

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The Rotsun has around 30K in modifications according to Finnigan when he was in the LeMons inspection pits (cued up to the exchange where he hilariously tries to justify not getting a massive BSF penalty).


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > cesariojpn
01/26/2017 at 15:15

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The mismatched body panels? I dunno, i’ve seen cars tagged and towed just for PARKING overnight on some properties.

Oh, maybe that’s it. Maybe this has something to do with how or where the truck was parked, rather than its looks. I dunno, RK’s update post does claim that the reasoning behind incident was appearance-based, but whoever poorly parked the truck in that pic might have been the same person who parked it the night before...


Kinja'd!!! cesariojpn > Urambo Tauro
01/26/2017 at 16:00

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RK response was probably tongue in cheek.


Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 16:42

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It’s a La Quinta inn. The roaches there probably sell crack.

Joking, but it is “value priced” lodging.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 18:04

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Freiberger mentioned in an episode that Muscle Truck had something like $60k worth of performance stuff.


Kinja'd!!! Leonardo DiCabriolet > bob and john
01/27/2017 at 02:00

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Damn, I go right by that hotel on my way home from school, I would’ve killed to see that thing lol.